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Sports
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Written by James K
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Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:52 |
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Sporting Hipster is pleased to announce its third candidate for the Sporting Hipster of the Year Award: Rick Pitino. Rick Pitino is a living legend in college basketball, one of the few coaches to take multiple teams to the Final Four. Rick Pitino recently admitted to having illicit sex with a woman in 2003. And what's more hip than banging some random chick in a restaurant? Perhaps paying for the abortion when you find out she's knocked up with your seed. A heartfelt congratulations to Rick Pitino, his family and his secretly aborted lovechild. Other Sporting Hipster of the Year candidates include Jay Cutler and Swine Flu.
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