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Rick Pitino: 2009 Sporting Hipster of the Year Candidate PDF Print E-mail
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Written by James K   
Wednesday, 12 August 2009 09:52

 

 

 

Sporting Hipster is pleased to announce its third candidate for the Sporting Hipster of the Year Award: Rick Pitino.

 

Rick Pitino is a living legend in college basketball, one of the few coaches to take multiple teams to the Final Four.

 

Rick Pitino recently admitted to having illicit sex with a woman in 2003. And what's more hip than banging some random chick in a restaurant? Perhaps paying for the abortion when you find out she's knocked up with your seed.

 

A heartfelt congratulations to Rick Pitino, his family and his secretly aborted lovechild.

 

Other Sporting Hipster of the Year candidates include Jay Cutler and Swine Flu.

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