Following on the heels of the ironic mustache, a new ironic trend is making its way through the hipster ranks across the United States: ironic running shorts.

Sportscasters around the world celebrated the 1,000,000,000th mention of the Orton-Cutler-McD saga last night on Monday Night Football.

Larry Johnson was released by the Kansas City Chiefs following his use of offensive gay slurs, not to mention really, really shitty play.

Glen "Big Fat Ass Crying Baby" Davis, has made it public that he intends to someday play in the NFL. Despite being an All-American basketball player in college, and winning a championship with the Boston Celtics, Baby still has a passion for football. But beyond playing pro-sports, Davis has even higher aspirations.