Sources close to Brett Favre are reporting that he is indeed going to sign with the Minnesota Vikings for the 2009 season. The Vikings and Favre are simply waiting for a physical. But while eating lunch today in a Minneapolis area mall, Favre had an even tougher time making a decision — 600 times tougher to be exact.
“Yeah, I’ll have the Turkey Sandwich, but can I get it with no mayo – I mean light mayo! I mean ham sandwich! I mean soup! I mean side of soup! I mean turkey mayo! I mean mayo with a side of turkey! I mean light on the soup with a side of fries! I mean fried okra! I mean okra stained fried rice! I mean rice cakes! I mean a side of soup with a side of fries with a ham sandwich! Yeah, that’s it….wait! Come back! I need a side of green chili or this deal will never work. I mean yams!”
At last report Favre has still yet to decide over the past three hours, and sources claim it could take another three before he actually eats lunch.