NFL history made as first ever vagina starts at QB for Chicago Bears in NFC Championship

Vaginas across the nation are applauding the Chicago Bears’ history making start in yesterday’s NFC Championship contest.

 

 

The first ever player entirely made of a human vagina and nothing else started the game.

 

“What we have here is a significant sign of the progress this league has made in terms of diversity,” said Bill Gramatica, who notoriously tore his uterus lining while celebrating a made field goal.

 

But surprisingly, not all of the vaginas out there are exactly excited about the Bears’ move.

 

“That dude’s a fucking pussy,” said Christina Martingale, head of the Women’s Anti-Defamation League of America. 

 

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